[The feed begins, showing one very small human by the name of Matthew Gravesend and one not so small troll by the name of Terezi Pyrope. The always blind Terezi is waving coloured chalk under the temporarily blind Matthew's nose. Apparently, she is attempting to teach him to smell colours.]

Look, just forget about the chalk smelling like chalk. ( Read more... )

[Hi guys, want to see probably the weirdest pony yet?

That's right. Five horned, blind folded tiny pony. What might be mistaken at first glance for one of those cute little butt marks is in fact a fresh wound from what looks like the claws of a big cat.

Matthew does not look like a happy blind little pony. In fact, he looks pretty mad. He's ( Read more... )

[Matthew appears on the feed! The guide is apparently upside down, and Matthew has not noticed ( Read more... )

[The Guide turns on with the ULMF logo flashing as it's time for the second semi-final match: Matthew Gravesend vs Marisa Kirisame.

Marisa lazily sits sideways on her broom with Glyph, her griffit familiar about the size of a housecat, sitting on her shoulder. She's talking quietly to him as Matthew and his five monster team sets themselves up ( Read more... )

[Perhaps you have just switched to the channel or maybe you watched the whole thing, but the Universal League of Magic Fighters match between Matthew and Gon has apparently been going on for a while and isn't slowing down. In classic Matthew fashion, the blonde has surrounded himself in a shimmering rainbow coloured barrier and has apparently been ( Read more... )

You know what's the hardest part about coming up with special moves?

Thinking up the names.

[Hey Thor, Matthew's being weird again. Today it is because he is wearing a dress. He also has his (these days quite long) hair tied back in a ponytail, apparently by a live snake. On top of that, he has incredibly dark marks under both blood shot eyes. The little guy looks plumb tuckered out! The freshly cross dressing boy is on the back rest of a ( Read more... )

[Those of your tuning into the news will be greeted by this special report! It's repeated several times a day; it's clearly a very big deal ( Read more... )

[The video is switched on by someone jostling the guide, and shows Matthew in what appears in a gym. He's only in a t-shirt and shorts today (both black, of course) showing off his multitude of scars and impressive muscles again ( Read more... )

[Well hello Thor! It's...Matthew? Well, it might be-the hair is the same, and there's his usual top hat...but he's currently a purple, legless, possibly eyeless demonic shadow. Looks kind of cute actually. His purple skin has a constant flow of little stars running over it. It looks like he's in a Marioizsed section of the Thor]

Hey, look what ( Read more... )